olympicswagging:

maybe if i sigh hard enough all my finals will be canceled

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Life is about doing things that don’t suck with people who don’t suck. by John Green (via likeafieldmouse)

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In need of cleaning out my closet… and replacing my whole wardrobe. Every day, I feel like I have nothing to wear.

“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”

(Source: caplan, via ba0wser)

Innocent people are just really boring.

The plus side to this “freshman fifteen” thing is that my boobs have gotten bigger .^.

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